Ode to Epic Nights

Oh the epic nights we have had

The stories that made us so glad.

We are the people who laugh and do not stutter

Never the girls with their heads in the gutter.

Okay, I guess there was that one time

It definitely wasn’t our prime

When the drinks were so cheap

And several vodka crans we did reap.

Still there have been nights for the ages

When we padded the bartender’s wages.

Without ending up in an uncharacteristic dance craze

We can set any pub, club, or dive bar ablaze.

So on the whole we are Class to a ‘T’

The best wing women are we.

We have fun without the “woo”

And take the town, just us two.

So this coming weekend, there will be no stumble or stagger

Because Kenz and Ali will be out with their swagger.

It will be a time full of magic and bliss

And I promise you, we won’t dress like this.

Look for photos and updates of all of our fun

And we will show you EPIC before the weekend is done.